October 2011
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
“Each gram of spirulina protein is four times more absorbable than the same gram...”
– Superfoods: The Food and Medicine of the Future, David Wolfe  (via socalfeminist)
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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I have an essay due in in 11 days. It’s short, but I have to do a lot of reading for it. I should have known that they would do this to me eventually.  I crei.
Oct 31st
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Oct 30th
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Having one foot that's bigger than the other makes...
Oct 30th
So Desperate Housewives has been secretly on. and I have work to do. I’m obviously going to watch all of the episodes.
Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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My new shoes came. They are so beautiful, I’m terrified of wearing them.
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Why being a person with a uterus isn't working out...
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Oct 30th
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Oct 29th
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shipwreckedsailors asked: realistically, i think kevin knows more about lez music.
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I should have stayed in last night. And stayed away from the rum.
Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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I have nothing to wear.
I have lots of things that look good on their own, but the moment I try to put an outfit together I look like a chicken on crack dressed me. 
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“‘Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants...”
– J.K. Rowling   (via likejameslovedlily)
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Oct 27th
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