From here on out I’ll be going commando.– Kevin McNamara
My feelings about the Royal Wedding
bitterandblue: niggle-pie: Yesterday: Few Hours Before The Ceremony: When It Was Starting: See the kids: See Kate’s Dress: They make their vows and other stuff: Thinking about your love life: HOLY SHIT THE RELEVANCE TO MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.
shipwreckedsailors asked: we're not allowed pets, babe.
shipwreckedsailors asked: but then i'll get attached to it and have to leave it behind just like my other cat!
Stop annoying me with your accuracy.
How to imagine 10 dimensions.
No mother, I do not want to see your friend’s daughter, yes she is beautiful, yeah I can see the gap between her thighs, yesyes, she’s very thin, thanks for pointing that out because I clearly hadn’t noticed myself, and yes I do see how lovely her long hair looks, no I never looked like that and the length of my hair will not make me more like her, and please stop telling me I...
If I can patronise you with a grade- it would be an A– Bonnie Vandesteeg
Due to my father going insane and insisting on a clear out, I found my philosophy workbook/diary from college which Bonnie “made us do”. We clearly loved it. It has reminded me of a time long gone, a better time, when I was praised for my quirky style of writing. ”Excellent work, hugely entertaining!” she wrote about my “moral dilemma” of whether or not I...
People who post on their boy/girlfriend's wall...
PLEASE STOP IT.
My brother calls the darth vader “Snape”
Going to start saving for a tattoo.
I’ve more or less settled on a quote by Nietzsche. It’s not something I will hate one day when I wake up, unless I do a complete 180 in my views on life overnight or something. I was thinking doing the whole swirly font thing across my forearm- “Tension in the bow.” That would fit nicely between my wrist and elbow. And if I met anyone who understood the reference we would...
shipwreckedsailors asked: lololololol shakes tits
If a group of beings from another planet were to land on Earth — beings who...– George Bernard Shaw (via aarbearrawr)