Every time I catch my face in the mirror, I look...
Sometimes I sit there and my vision starts to...
…they benefited most by allowing the men to play musical chairs with their...– Sperm Wars
Brain, shut up.
Dis fucking day
After sitting through 2 hours of postmodernism, mother called to guilt trip me into coming to London to babysit. So I get to the coach (which costs a stupid amount) and realise I’ve forgotten my glasses. The coach takes a detour in London because of a closed road and we get to Victoria late. Then I have to buy an oyster card which has magically gone from costing £3 to £5. I top up £5 as...
This coach is like a giant vibrator.
However, there’s also a girl crying/sobbing. Awkward.
I accidentally made enough curry for a small...
I’m wearing trainers with a normal outfit. People keep giving me weird looks. Stopit, it’s for the gym