January 2012
Every time I catch my face in the mirror, I look...
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Sometimes I sit there and my vision starts to...
“…they benefited most by allowing the men to play musical chairs with their...”
– Sperm Wars
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Brain, shut up.
Please.
Dis fucking day
After sitting through 2 hours of postmodernism, mother called to guilt trip me into coming to London to babysit. So I get to the coach (which costs a stupid amount) and realise I’ve forgotten my glasses. The coach takes a detour in London because of a closed road and we get to Victoria late. Then I have to buy an oyster card which has magically gone from costing £3 to £5. I top up £5 as...
This coach is like a giant vibrator.
However, there’s also a girl crying/sobbing. Awkward.
I accidentally made enough curry for a small...
I’m wearing trainers with a normal outfit. People keep giving me weird looks. Stopit, it’s for the gym
