February 2012
pro-choice vegans are witches
babiescomeintwopieces:
because they eat aborted babies and raise animals like their children.
SICK!
Kevin
I really really really really really really hate...
I want to go for a walk, but I cba to get dressed.
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“If there’s one thing I despise, it is the perverse affectation of rich people...”
– Renee the Concierge, Elegance of the Hedgehog by Muriel Barbery (via douglass-forgot-the-chitterlings)
Fuckin’ hipsters.
(via roropcoldchain)
Socks with holes is just shitty maintenance. I have socks with holes in them. Sometimes I sew them up. And why is wearing second-hand clothes bad?
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Listen
I really really hate talking to my mother on...
It’s usually because she needs some help or other. At the moment she wants help with my 10 year old brother’s maths homework. But rather than let him figure it out for himself she just insists that I give her the answers that she can’t work out herself (because she does not know how to google yet). It’s not helping him, and it’s annoying me.
I’ve been up since...
thefuuuucomics:
Tits everywhere
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What It Feels Like To Be Eaten Out - Thought... →
shipwreckedsailors:
i need to meet this person, she’s hilarious.
“What if he’s just doing this because, after centuries of stifling women’s rights and opinions, he feels obligated to?”
Urge to dye hair rising.
I’ve been stalking photos of myself and have only just realised how much lighter my hair has become.
stupid thing, Y U NO BEHAVE?
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errantsymbols replied to your post: cardiactheatre replied to your post: Why…
Is this Regal lettings by any chance? They’ve pulled similar tripe on me and they haven’t fixed the hole in Craig’s bathroom roof for ages! #shittyagencies (PS: Craig’s bathroom might be fixed by now, I don’t know)
Nah this is someone different. And I was there tonight, bathroom is still broken...
cardiactheatre replied to your post: Why meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Can they actually legally do stuff like that? Ugh! :(
Pretty sure they can. The contract is clearly a copypasta they use and just change the names and addresses for all their tenants but they still demand £180 when you first move in and now £60 to get the contract “renewed”. I’m getting off lightly, I’ve heard...
Why meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I have to pay my landlord £60 for the next contract saying that I will be living here for another year. Because it was just too much bother to draw up an 18 month contract to begin with. And then they’re like hahahaha btw we want a £200 fore-payment for your rent despite the fact that you’ve paid on time so far and there are no problems lolololol
Why do these cunts insist on robbing...
The dumbest shit happens to me.
I’ve lost a loaf of bread somehow. I bought it yesterday. Today I go to make toast… THERE IS NO BREAD.
I want to go somewhere.
This is what I miss most about college. Each year the art department would drag us off somewhere- Istanbul, Spain. I know I was a miserable (drunk) cunt on those trips, but I’ve mostly got past the things which were making me unhappy. I haven’t gone anywhere in so long. I just sit here, existing.
Sleep, eat, read, do essays,
repeat.
I’m bored to tears. I just want to move, go...
The thing about receiving nice gifts is that you...
I got some touche eclat for Christmas and… it’s wonderful.
It is actually witchcraft. There is no need for foundation with this- I can just dab some under my eyes and around my nose, powder my forehead and be like HAHAHA THAT TOOK 3 MINUTES AND NOW I AM FREEEE.
When it runs out, I will want more. But it’s expensive as hell. It doesn’t help that I’ve been watching...
hithere-patbateman replied to your photo: So there’s a dead wasp in my kitchen.
COME OUT TONIGHT WHILE I’M IN TOWN
Y U NO GIVE NOTICE? I’, watching the UFC tonight. They’ll be in Japan xoxoxox
My eyebrows are curly.
HOW?
I want an innocent relationship
I want kisses and cuddling and innocent fun. I’m tired of all relationships being about sex nowadays. No wonder no one can stay together. What happened to cute dates and monthaversaries? I want the type of relationship that is full of excitement and doing stuff like exploring or just going out and driving as far as you can one day. I want something different.
lol guiz, you can only be together...
Being LGBT: Is it a choice or is it something...
unfriendlyatheist:
the-atheist-cat:
Or better yet…does it really matter which one it is? NO, because there is absolutely nothing wrong with it!
Agreed… but people seem to desperately cling to the “born this way” argument as if they really needed the validation.
It’s pretty insulting to anyone who isn’t gender-conforming or strictly homosexual/heterosexual.
There’s actually a gene...
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