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MISTRUST TRUTH

CHERISH LIES

BE CERTAIN OF DOUBT

HAVE FAITH IN HYPOCRISY</description><title>Heaven knows I'm miserable now</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @cherishthelies)</generator><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8ae24f3a6d2a94f16e3c5d74975f762/tumblr_mndjckwyTB1qdno9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51332883952</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51332883952</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 22:50:44 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyh8bj1KTR1r1p77xo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyh8bj1KTR1r1p77xo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyh8bj1KTR1r1p77xo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyh8bj1KTR1r1p77xo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51322518384</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51322518384</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 20:20:16 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/36c5c08b0160c8f9ba29edf67d053a45/tumblr_mn25fqwk2X1qk4s2co1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51311512359</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51311512359</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 17:40:26 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>My friend epilated my arm last night and now I feel really dysphoric. </title><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51303488984</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51303488984</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 15:36:17 +0100</pubDate><category>Me</category></item><item><title>tsarcasm:

LMAOOOOO why are people so fake

going to every...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2fj8qZFH1rvmssro1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2fj8qZFH1rvmssro2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2fj8qZFH1rvmssro3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2fj8qZFH1rvmssro4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2fj8qZFH1rvmssro5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2fj8qZFH1rvmssro6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2fj8qZFH1rvmssro7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2fj8qZFH1rvmssro8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2fj8qZFH1rvmssro9_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2fj8qZFH1rvmssro10_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51091819933/lmaooooo-why-are-people-so-fake" target="_blank"&gt;tsarcasm&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LMAOOOOO why are people so fake&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;going to every show=/=being her best friend. Jesus, stop embarrassing yourself.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51301470258</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51301470258</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 15:00:15 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>ow</title><description>&lt;p&gt;my head&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my thighs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;unrelated&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but good lord am i in pain.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51299832276</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51299832276</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 14:27:57 +0100</pubDate><category>me</category></item><item><title>elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey.tumblr.com/post/50446118451/3-2-1queer-when-i-was-in-fifth-grade-i-realized" target="_blank"&gt;elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://3-2-1queer.tumblr.com/post/38924370779/when-i-was-in-fifth-grade-i-realized-i-liked-girls" target="_blank"&gt;3-2-1queer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51294753842</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51294753842</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 12:20:07 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sunshineface0014.tumblr.com/post/50780406191/assbutt-in-the-garrison-i-need-my-glasses-to" target="_blank"&gt;sunshineface0014&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://assbutt-in-the-garrison.tumblr.com/post/45415480393/i-need-my-glasses-to-find-my-glasses-do-you-see-my" target="_blank"&gt;assbutt-in-the-garrison&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You can’t even see your problem&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51289967022</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51289967022</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 09:40:10 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>phillywillygasp:

yunomaekfunwitmii:

gaymerlag:

kebinu:

jkimis...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4yp9tMyfQ1qlt206o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4yp9tMyfQ1qlt206o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4yp9tMyfQ1qlt206o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phillywillygasp.tumblr.com/post/24565071211/yunomaekfunwitmii-gaymerlag-kebinu" target="_blank"&gt;phillywillygasp&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yunomaekfunwitmii.tumblr.com/post/24562124150/gaymerlag-kebinu-jkimisyellow-floptina" target="_blank"&gt;yunomaekfunwitmii&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gaymerlag.tumblr.com/post/24497014765/kebinu-jkimisyellow-floptina-milan-dont" target="_blank"&gt;gaymerlag&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kebinu.tumblr.com/post/24461597712/jkimisyellow-floptina-milan-dont-give-a" target="_blank"&gt;kebinu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jkimisyellow.me/post/24461405808/floptina-milan-dont-give-a-shit-mulan-has-run" target="_blank"&gt;jkimisyellow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://floptina.tumblr.com/post/24418262263/milan-dont-give-a-shit" target="_blank"&gt;floptina&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;milan dont give a shit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;mulan has run out of fucks to give&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mulan no curr&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mulan: “Who’s next?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51241860610</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51241860610</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 20:20:30 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>tends:

same
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e6e157e47f07be45d6782e523a3f1b7f/tumblr_mn1o13G3VN1r2lm6yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tends.tumblr.com/post/50971324572/same" target="_blank"&gt;tends&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;same&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51232593099</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51232593099</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:40:27 +0100</pubDate><category>me</category></item><item><title>mydrunkkitchen:

Good morning, Friday!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8b323bbdfeaa6a8891a428ffbe2a9540/tumblr_mnb4zgzCRg1qi6y2yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mydrunkkitchen.tumblr.com/post/51226545676/good-morning-friday" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;mydrunkkitchen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Good morning, Friday!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51232489955</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51232489955</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:38:34 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/051e308705db356f1fc78a5d9060192b/tumblr_mn699gqbzJ1qzsx3zo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51231181223</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51231181223</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:14:42 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>watchxmexrise:

It sucks when most your friends are speciests.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://watchxmexrise.tumblr.com/post/51221903587/it-sucks-when-most-your-friends-are-speciests" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;watchxmexrise&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;It sucks when most your friends are speciests.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51230947132</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51230947132</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:10:17 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moltres.tumblr.com/post/50639602237/overhearing-a-conversation-between-strangers-in" target="_blank"&gt;moltres&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0b56db1a0270109f0d0321ec973375d3/tumblr_inline_mmxlxkkwIo1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51230941211</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51230941211</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:10:10 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef2075cfcf4811c48b5cd578f1e9604e/tumblr_mmyqo9T3TK1s95n00o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51230935019</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51230935019</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:10:03 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5ba523998328edf5e3bf597d2984711/tumblr_mmyqpp1vfa1s95n00o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51230609432</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51230609432</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:04:04 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d4772136062243234744e293176ef3b/tumblr_mhx6artPEr1qmn5ngo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/712ad6424e7df145a84d31ce14deebc9/tumblr_mhx6artPEr1qmn5ngo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ddad2e60240eb18efb67d3ecd9469eef/tumblr_mhx6artPEr1qmn5ngo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc2f06505193cc97347c1fa177cc145d/tumblr_mhx6artPEr1qmn5ngo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51229820516</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51229820516</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:49:33 +0100</pubDate><category>me</category></item><item><title>ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ayeleesh.tumblr.com/post/51147673897/when-you-see-your-reflection-on-your-laptop-screen" target="_blank"&gt;ayeleesh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/36eaff58e9775197469aaf3896f088c1/tumblr_inline_mn984e5Lti1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51229671394</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51229671394</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:46:42 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>meriwarbler:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/65927758" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meriwarbler.tumblr.com/post/50998279107/men-experiencing-labor-pains-with-their-wives" target="_blank"&gt;meriwarbler&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Men Experiencing Labor Pains&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;With their wives supporting them.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51224427919</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51224427919</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 15:00:26 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>anthropomorphia:

Turtle Embryos Communicate To Synchronize...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4929dff24d6b62431cdf11085a2a734a/tumblr_mnab8nA1SM1qfj8wco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://anthropomorphia.tumblr.com/post/51202852650/turtle-embryos-communicate-to-synchronize" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;anthropomorphia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Turtle &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Embryos Communicate To &lt;br/&gt;Synchronize Hatching!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Turtles communicate with their siblings while they are still in their shells, buried under the soil, in order to coordinate when they hatch! This is a complicated feat, since some eggs are laid low in the nest, where it’s cooler, and others are laid in the upper layers which are closer to the sun, so they develop at different rates. “The group environment of a nest strongly supports the development of adaptive communication mechanisms between siblings and the evolution of environmentally cued hatching.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.anthropomorphia.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.anthropomorphia.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.anthropomorphia.com" target="_blank"&gt;www.anthropomorphia.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Like us on &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Anthropomorphia/201512639938648?ref=hl" title="Facebook" target="_blank"&gt;Facebook&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51219905381</link><guid>http://cherishthelies.tumblr.com/post/51219905381</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 13:07:57 +0100</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
